As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to liveTumblr (3.0; @xenotv)http://xeno.tv/<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3woEDTUbDYg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3woEDTUbDYg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Full Metal Disney</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1057564451http://xeno.tv/post/1057564451Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:23:32 -0700<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pets_war">How to Prepare Your Pets for War</a>http://xeno.tv/post/1056540393http://xeno.tv/post/1056540393Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:36:20 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l85b0xwYIp1qz7f0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I drove through a cloud this morning…</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1055724394http://xeno.tv/post/1055724394Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:00:03 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84z3kM6Oo1qz7f0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happiest dog on the planet</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1054670551http://xeno.tv/post/1054670551Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:18:55 -0700<a href="http://www.carbonfibergear.com/direct/ion-carbonjacket-carbon-fiber-and-leather-ipad-sleeve">Ion CarbonJacket Carbon Fiber and Leather iPad Sleeve</a>: <p>Want.</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1048451438http://xeno.tv/post/1048451438Wed, 01 Sep 2010 09:24:28 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l826njXxt21qz7f0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>THIS. IS. PAINTING!!!!!!</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1046838457http://xeno.tv/post/1046838457Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:09:18 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81qumLoQC1qz6pqio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://startupquote.com/post/1045528103" class="tumblr_blog">startupquote</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If you believe in something, work nights and weekends, it won’t feel like work.</p> <p>- Kevin Rose</p> </blockquote>http://xeno.tv/post/1045940049http://xeno.tv/post/1045940049Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:57:30 -0700<a href="http://www.reddit.com/comments/d7zt6/obamacare_worked_today_help_me_spread_the_word/">"Obamacare" worked today.</a>http://xeno.tv/post/1045927161http://xeno.tv/post/1045927161Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:54:42 -0700<p>Ok, so I don’t normally make text posts during work hours but this is hilarious.</p> <p>This morning I woke up to an email from an angry <a href="http://www.skinnyr.com">skinnyr</a> user:</p> <br/><blockquote> <strong>Subject: Re: Thanks for signing up at Skinnyr!</strong> <br/> I did not sign up for this- please cancel this account. </blockquote> <br/><br/><p>I was a bit confused. Did a spam bot get in? So I had to reply….</p> <br/><blockquote> Hi, <br/> I cancelled the account. Do you have an idea how you got signed up? If there’s a spam bot I want to be sure to stop it. <br/> Thanks, and sorry to bother you. <br/><br/> Jimmy </blockquote> <br/><br/><p>I just got this response:</p> <br/><blockquote> <p>Sorry for the mixup, I think my boyfriend signed me up… trying to be “helpful”.</p> <br/><p>Plan on canceling the boyfriend as well.</p> </blockquote>http://xeno.tv/post/1044118145http://xeno.tv/post/1044118145Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:14:04 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81ag4w8Fm1qz7f0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pimped out Exige</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1043948502http://xeno.tv/post/1043948502Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:33:34 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l816wprlR01qz7f0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Aston Martin Rapide in person</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1043633143http://xeno.tv/post/1043633143Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:17:05 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zskjh17k1qz7f0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>AMG CLK DTM. OMG.</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1039681255http://xeno.tv/post/1039681255Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:09:33 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zsilqEo41qz7f0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SL65 black series @ Benz dealer</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1039675968http://xeno.tv/post/1039675968Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:08:34 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zesmAhz91qz7f0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Never forget to showboat for the ladies. lol</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1038330853http://xeno.tv/post/1038330853Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:12:21 -0700Jimmy: I want you to notice when I'm not around<br /> Jimmy: you're so fuckin special... I wish I was special<br /> Jimmy: but I'm a creep... I'm a weirdo<br /> Ashley: what the hell am i doing here<br /> Ashley: i dont belong here<br /> Jimmy: good point<br /> Jimmy: GTFO<br /> Ashley: LOLhttp://xeno.tv/post/1037697604http://xeno.tv/post/1037697604Mon, 30 Aug 2010 10:36:53 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7x9h34vKV1qz7f0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In the morning, my bed becomes a grill.. Almost literally.</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1031633162http://xeno.tv/post/1031633162Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:22:02 -0700<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OjdQa-yc0QM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OjdQa-yc0QM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Two Corgis on a treadmill. Nuff said. @beanie will appreciate this.</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1024111773http://xeno.tv/post/1024111773Sat, 28 Aug 2010 00:00:58 -0700<a href="http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=147274931960137">This is why I don't dance in public.</a>http://xeno.tv/post/1021354332http://xeno.tv/post/1021354332Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:39:24 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7svtlDWOD1qz7f0no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>What languages do you speak?</p>http://xeno.tv/post/1018711395http://xeno.tv/post/1018711395Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:36:57 -0700<a href="http://gizmodo.com/5620079/giz-explains-how-blind-people-see-the-internet">How Blind People See the Internet</a>http://xeno.tv/post/1016187152http://xeno.tv/post/1016187152Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:46:58 -0700